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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 听说你刚换了新手机?
   - 是的,我刚换了iPhone。
   - 哇,那你是不是感觉非常时尚?
   - 不,我只是觉得我的钱包更轻了。

2. 为什么火箭喜欢去购物中心?
   - 因为它们总是喜欢打折飞起!

3. 有一天,小明对爸爸说:“爸爸,我已经长大了,我想要一个自己的车。”
   爸爸答道:“好吧,你可以为爸爸的车打蜡、洗车、加油和修车,然后爸爸会考虑给你一个。”
   小明想了一下,然后回答:“爸爸,我想了一下,我只想要一个可以坐的小车。”

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